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<\/a><\/p>\nBubbles: Meeee OWWWW
\nMe: I didn’t step on your tail
\nBubbles: Mrow
\nMe: Breakfast is in 20 minutes. Lemme drink my coffee. You know how cranky I am before my coffee
\nBubbles: Prrrrt
\nMe: Well, you don’t have to AGREE with me
\nBubbles: Prrtttt oowwwwwww
\nMe: Still, its rude.<\/p>\n
I pour my coffee and add the sugar and cream. Bubbles watches closely. As if it were a top secret process that she was going to have a pop test on later.<\/p>\n
Bubbles: uuuuOOOOOOWWW And then the other cats run in<\/p>\n Me: Ah, so you are the designated Noisemaker this morning. On walking into the kitchen this morning to get my coffee, Bubbles followed. The dialog was as follows. Bubbles: Meeee OWWWW Me: I didn’t step on your tail Bubbles: Mrow Me: Breakfast is in 20 minutes. Lemme drink my coffee. You know how cranky I am before my coffee Bubbles: Prrrrt Me: Well, you don’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-crackers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24594,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/24594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMe: (shows her the coffeemate) See, this goes in first
\nBubbles: Prrt. Prittt.
\nMe:(stirs the coffee and adds the sweetener) And then you tear the tops of the little packets and pour them in
\nBubbles: (stares and then shoots a significant look at the cat bowl) EEEEEOOOOOOOW
\nMe: Well\u00c2\u00a0technically<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0I haven’t had my coffee yet.
\nBubbles: Muhrowowow
\nMe: Okay FINE. I’ll feed you. Then leave me alone, okay?
\nBubbles: Prrrrit.<\/p>\n
\nBubbles: MeEEEOWWWW
\nMiss Kitty: ehhhOOWWWW
\nFurby: (opens her mouth but no sound comes out. That Persian Mute thing)
\nI put the food down and the happy silence is only broken by the sound of crunching.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"