{"id":3,"date":"2007-09-18T17:36:01","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T21:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/?p=3"},"modified":"2025-06-23T16:50:35","modified_gmt":"2025-06-23T20:50:35","slug":"furby-the-supercat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"Furby the SuperCat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/anyquestions.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-61\" title=\"anyquestions\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/anyquestions.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"146\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Recently, Furby has acquired an aversion to walking on the floor. Rather than let her precious paws come in contact with something so lowly as carpet(or concrete) she has developed a stratgey of jumping from whatever elevated object is handy, to the next. Normally this would only be mildly annoying, however, considering how outrageously clumsy she is, it has become a source of unending amusement.<\/p>\n<p>Today she went from the stairs to the sofa(slight jump down and to the left), followed that around to the next sofa(all three are arranged in a U shape) until she gets to the end. Uh oh. The chair is not where it used to be. Its MUCH farther away, about FIVE feet away. But she tries anyway. A giant leap and she&#8230;. MISSES. By about 2 feet.<br \/>\nWell, since the Current Known Feline Policy is to ignore any mistakes, she immediately sits down to groom and pretend that it was planned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, Furby has acquired an aversion to walking on the floor. Rather than let her precious paws come in contact with something so lowly as carpet(or concrete) she has developed a stratgey of jumping from whatever elevated object is handy, to the next. Normally this would only be mildly annoying, however, considering how outrageously clumsy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-crackers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24597,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions\/24597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}