{"id":1,"date":"2007-09-18T06:06:28","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T10:06:28","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2025-06-23T16:50:35","modified_gmt":"2025-06-23T20:50:35","slug":"coversations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"Conversations Before Dawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/sisters.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-132\" title=\"Sisterly Argument\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/sisters.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"184\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>A conversation one morning before school&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<em>While paying homage to her reflection<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Katy:(to Becky)<\/strong> I had a dream last night that I took your phone to school with me<\/p>\n<p><em>While searching for her shoes<br \/>\n<\/em><strong>Becky: (To Katy)<\/strong> And then I had a dream that I beat the snot out of you for touching my phone.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A conversation one morning before school&#8230; \u00c2\u00a0While paying homage to her reflection Katy:(to Becky) I had a dream last night that I took your phone to school with me While searching for her shoes Becky: (To Katy) And then I had a dream that I beat the snot out of you for touching my phone. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-things-kids-say","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":154,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}