{"id":2,"date":"2007-09-18T06:06:28","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T10:06:28","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2013-03-01T06:05:10","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T10:05:10","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.thisdementedlife.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"

Life…
\nA\u00a0comedic tragedy\u00a0of hostile indifference and amused apathy. Random snippets from life on the Planet Demented.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Cast:<\/p>\n

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Becky the Future Surgeon.(2010)..has decided she is too happy to be a true Emo.\u00a0 Declared recently that she needs more “date clothes”\u00a0, Currently considering being a Surgeon. Her favorite movie is Young Frankenstien. Be afraid. Be very afraid.<\/p>\n

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\"becky\"Becky<\/strong>:(2008) A 14 year old that is edging ever closer to being a tortured cybergoth. Has been called Mel’s Minime. Has an actual friend named “Cheese”.
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.Update: Is Happy Emo a possibility?<\/p>\n

\"becky\"Becky the Emo Band Nerd<\/strong>(2007). Although techincally she is too happy a kid to be a true Emo.
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Katy in the Mirror(2010) Is torn between being a pastry chef or a photojournalist. Or mebbe a flight attendant.<\/p>\n

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\n\"katyupdate\"<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Katy the\u00a0 Emo-Rockstar<\/strong>(2008) a la’ Evanecesnce. Oy. Her mirror time has doubled. To keep my house a murder-free zone, we now have “assigned mirror times”. It’s working. Mostly.UPDATE:<\/strong> what a difference a year makes.<\/p>\n

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\"Katy\"\u00a0Katy:(2007)A 10 year old that desperately wants to be a teenage supermodel. Currently sings Kareoke with a fake microphone(and we’re grateful). Spends more than two hours in the bathroom twice a day.<\/p>\n

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Anime Mel (2008ish) See, I told you her hair was really that color.<\/p>\n

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\n\"a\"<\/strong>Melody the Steampunk<\/strong>.(2008) Yes, her hair was actually that color once.
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UPDATE: Camera Ham<\/p>\n

\"swave\"Mel:(2007) The<\/strong> twentysomething older sister. Currently starring in her own personal soap opera. Special Talents: Killing Cell phones, Good Advice Editor with superb fashion sense. Able to take bad situations and turn them into the Apocolypse in a single bound without messing up her hair..<\/p>\n

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\n\"fleur2\"Me:<\/strong> The mom who only wants silence.
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\n\"misskitty\"Miss Kitty<\/strong>: Black feline, mooch extrodinaire. Has mastered the art of “fluffy cuteness”. Current Evil Superpower: Can put any human to sleep by sitting on them.
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\n\"anyquestions\"Furby:<\/strong> Calico feline with ‘tude. Pity she blows it with random clumsy. Prone to napping in unusual places, like a skillet. Or\u00c2\u00a0the bannister or the windowsills. And then she falls off.
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\n\"birthdayBubbles:<\/strong> Gray and white Feline. Professional Noisemaker. Lies frequently about the status of being fed. Can\u00a0often be found wrapped around Katy. Or in a box. Any box.
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\n\"maggot\"Maggie:<\/strong> AKA The Maggot Dog\u00a0or Mamachu.\u00a0Yellow Canine. Most Evil. Current assignent. Barking. A lot.
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\nTitan The Tremendous.<\/strong> Species: Merlequin Great Dane. <\/strong>Most would consider him a canine, but if you can put a saddle on him, I beg to differ. We’ll just leave it at Pony Dog. Special Talents: Making salesmen flee for their lives. Barking loud enough to wake the dead, and scare the bejebus out of anyone that knocks on the door, even armed police.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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