It was Crazy Hat day at school. Mel offered Becky her prized hat to wear.
Mel: How’d it go?
Becky: They said I looked like either a Pirate or a Three Musketeer
Me: You looked like a candy bar?
Becky: No a Three Musketeer.
Me: You mean a “musketeer” Three Musketeer is a candy bar or THREE male musketeers
Becky: Oh